SML Movie: Picture Day!

SML Movie: Picture Day!


Jackie Chu: Alright, Class. Let’s go over the four states of matter. WE HAVE SOLID… LIQUID… GAS… AND DOES ANYONE KNOW THE FOURTH STATE OF MATTER? “Uh… ‘Black Lives’?” CORRECT! “BLACK LIVES… MATTER”. ALRIGHT CLASS, REMEMBER… PICTURE DAY TOMORROW. SO MAKE SURE YOU LOOK YOUR BEST ‘CAUSE THIS PICTURE GOING IN THE YEARBOOK AND YOU DON’T WANNA LOOK LIKE UGLY FREAK Bowser Jr.: “PICTURE DAY TOMORROW???” “Hope their camera has a wide angle lens… they’re gonna need one to get my giant biceps in frame!” [Grunts, flexes] “Oh dude I can’t wait to wear my new outfit, I’m gonna look so good…” Toad: Oh! Picture day! Ha ha ha! no [Toad] I’m gonna look a pimp tomorrow. I’ma be super fly! Junior: I wonder what I’m going to wear for picture day tomorrow… Cody: Ooh! I wonder if they will let me have Ken in my picture! Joseph: Wait, Ken?. Junior: Ken?! Cody: Yeah, we can be cute. Joseph: That’s stupid Cody! Junior: Yeah, when you’re 30 one day, Cody, you’re gonna look back at you’re yearbook And say I wonder why I had that doll with me Joseph: Yeah Cody: No, we’ll be “Class Couple.”. Junior: W-wait, speaking of Ken, where do you keep Ken when you’re at school? Cody: Oh, he’s at flute practice… …under my desk!… Junior: Ken can play the flute? Cody: Oh hell yeah, he can! Joseph: He’s a doll, Cody! Junior: He’s a stupid doll. Huh, I just wonder what I’m gonna wear tomorrow… Cody: Ohhhhhhhh, Jesus Christ! Jeffy: Hey Junior, I got a question. Junior: Uh yeah Jeffy? Jeffy: What’s picture day? Junior: Oh, it’s where they take a picture of you for the yearbook. Jeffy: Ohhhh I like pictures! Bully Bill: Yeah, but the camera might break because of how ugly you are. (Laughing Sarcastically) haaaha-haha Jeffy: Um, Junior, have you ever seen someone with a fucked up face in the yearbook? Junior: Um, no. Jeffy: You’re about to. (Jeffy Screaming) (Jeffy beating up Bully Bill) TAKE THESE HANDS, BITCH! TAKE THEM! THIS IS THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME YOU’LL SAY SHIT TO ME!!! Jeffy: Hey, Daddy? Mario: *Sigh* What is it Jeffy? Jeffy: Tomorrow’s picture day at school. Mario: Wuh, picture day? We have to get you a nice out- Jeffy?! Jeffy: What? Mario: What happened to your eye?! Jeffy: I got in a fight at school Daddy! Mario: Wha, a fight?! What happened, Jeffy?! Jeffy: Well, this kid was talkin’ all kinds of shit, so I had to spank that ass Daddy! Yeah, He got one good hit on me, right in the eye, but you should see him. He’s all kinds of fucked up! Mario: Wuh- Jeffy! Now you’re gonna have a black eye for your yearbook photo! Jeffy: I don’t give a shit! Mario: *Sigh* Jeffy, I think I got an outfit for you You’re- you’re gonna wear this! Jeffy: Daddy, I’m not wearing that. Mario: Yeah you are, Jeffy you’re gonna look nice with this. Jeffy: No Daddy, I wanna pick out what I wanna wear, and if you don’t let me, we’re gonna be twins, Daddy. Mario: *Sigh* (Junior snoring) Junior: *yawn* Oh man, I’m ready for picture day! I’ma get Chef Pee Pee make me some breakfast! Picture day! Chef Pee Pee: I crackin’ the egg! Ooh! I’m makin’ the omelet! Crackin’ the egg! I’m makin’ the omelet! (Lots of omletts) I’m makin’ the omelet, makin’ the omelet, makin’ the omelet… i’m makin’ ome- Junior: Uh, Chef Pee Pee? Chef Pee Pee: *sigh* What, Junior? I’m making an omelet. Junior: Uh, can you iron my bib? I gotta look good for picture day. Chef Pee Pee: Uh sure-(Chef Pee Pee laughing childish) Junior: Wuh-wuh-what? Chef Pee Pee: Oh God, you got a PIMPLE on your face! PIMPLE FACE!! Junior: Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-pimple on my face? Chef Pee Pee: Oh my God, you haven’t noticed that big ass pimple on your face? Oh my God, you could see it from space! See it from space, see it from space! Junior: Wuh-wuh-what are you talking about?! Pimple on my face?! Chef Pee Pee: See it from space! WOOOOOO! Makin’ the omelet… (Junior screaming) I’m a big, pimple-faced loser! Look how big that pimple is! What am I gonna do?!!!!! It’s picture day, and I have a pimple on my face! DAAAAAAAAD! (Bowser sleeping) Dad, dad, dad, wake up! Bowser: Ugh, what Junior?! I told you not to wake me up unless the house is on fire or Chef Pee Pee’s naked! Junior: Dad, today’s picture day at school, and look! Bowser: Puuuuuh-puuuuuh-puh-puh-puh-pimple face! Oh my God, that is a pimple face! Junior: Dad, what do I do about the pimple? Today’s picture day! Bowser: Huh, well there is nothing you can do Junior. You were chosen! Lemme tell you a story. Every year, somebody is chosen by the pimple to be the pimple-faced freak. And you were chosen! Yeah, it was this kid in high school named Pete! And man, he was chosen too! He had a huge pimple! Ah Man, we called him “pimple Pete,” “pimple freak,” even “pizza face freak.”, Ah Man, we even called him ugly, ’cause damn! That pimple made him SO ugly! Heh heh. Huh, I wonder where Pimple Pete is now. Eh, he probably killed himself. I know I would’ve! Heh heh heh. Well, the moral of the story is… well…it was nice knowing you Junior! Heh heh heh heh. Junior: Uh, uh, what do I do?!., Bowser: (quietly)Heh, that was funny Cody: Hey Junior. Joseph: Hey dude. Cody: It’s really early in the morning, Junior. School is about to start. What’s up? Joseph: Yeah dude!’. Cody: Hold up, I know what you guys are thinking… DAMN! Cody’s one tall glass of water! And I know y’all thirsty, but it’s okay. Grab yourself a straw and take you a SUCK! Joseph: Hey guys, what do you think about my new outfit? Ha ha, it’s pretty nice, huh? Cody: Well it doesn’t even match, Joseph. Joseph: Well, it doesn’t have to match, I look super fly in it! Cody: Well, I look like a Boeing 747 ’cause I’m so fly! Joseph: Well, um, I look like a spaceship, that’s how fly I am! Cody: Well people are always trying to swat me with a fly swatter ’cause of how fly I am! Uh how fly are you, Junior? Wo-woah, Junior! Why do you have a bag on your head? Joseph: Yeah dude, why does it have a sad face on it? Junior: I’m ugly guys. Cody: What are you talking about, Junior? I’d still bend you over like a naughty child. Joseph: Yeah dude, what’s wrong? Junior: I woke up this morning and God hit me with the ugly stick! Cody: Wuh-Junior, you’re not ugly! It can’t be that bad! Joseph: Yeah dude, just take the bag off. Cody: Wuh-WOAH! Woah, oh my God Junior! Y-You are a pimple-faced freak! Junior: I know Joseph: Yeah, that pimple is huge, dude! Cody: Oh my God, Junior, what is your pillow, a slice of pizza?! Joseph: Oh man, it looks like a planet on your face, dude! Junior: Shut up guys I know I’m ugly I know I have a big pimple- what do I do?! It’s picture day! Cody: Well, you could try standing next to me, and everyone would be looking at me and not your stupid ugly pimple face. Junior: Uh, uh, guys… Cody: Oh that’s actually a kind of a good idea! What if we added something to you that’s so distracting that no one noticed your pimple? Junior: Like-like-like what? Cody: Uh, like, like a hat! I’ll get you one of my hats! Junior: Uh, okay. Alright guys, did the hat block out the view of the pimple? Cody: Uh, no, but it blocks the haters! Junior: Uh, Joseph, what does it look like? Joseph: It looks like it’s your bedtime dude Junior: Wha-Cody, this hat’s stupid, it’s not working. Cody: Uh, okay, well you can try popping the pimple! Junior: Try popping it? Cody: Yeah just squeeze it. Junior: Uh okay. (Junior reaching) Cody: You can’t reach your face? Junior: I can’t reach my face guys, my arms are too short! Cody: Oh. Well, I’m not touching it. Joseph: Yeah I’m not gonna touch it either dude. Junior: Wuh-how are we gonna pop it? Cody: Uh, I kinda, I kinda just wanna bite it! You know, just pop it in my mouth like a grape, like n’yah! Junior: You gonna do it? Cody: No, God no, ewgh. Junior: Uh, alright guys what am I gonna do? It’s picture day today and I can’t get a picture with this big ugly pimple on my face! Cody: Uh, well we can still try the distracting thing. Junior: Okay, uh, what would be distracting? Cody: Uh, what if we shaved your eyebrows? Junior: Sh-sh-shave my eyebrows? Cody: Yeah, everybody would be looking at where your eyebrows should be and they wouldn’t look at your pimple! Junior: Hm, that is a pretty good idea, right? Cody: Yeah, let’s shave your eyebrows! Junior: Let’s try that, let’s try it! (Electric Razor in Background.) Cody: Ahhhh…uhh-oh-oh God. Ah, oh my God Junior I.. I am so sorry. Junior: Wuh-how does it look Joseph? Joseph: It looks real bad dude, real bad. Junior: Well is it distracting from the pimple? Cody: Yeah. Yeah it’s all.. it’s all very distracting. Joseph: Oh, very dude. Junior: Do you still see the pimple though? Joseph: Yeah. Cody: Yeah a little bit. Junior: I don’t want to see the pimple at all, I want to be completely distracted from this stupid pimple. Cody: Uh, okay. Joseph: Well, maybe if you shave your head dude. Junior: Shave my head? Okay do it, do it. Cody: Okay, yeah, I guess we can try that. Uh, hang on, let me, let me… (…) Ahhhh… ahhhhh… Junior: Alright guys how do I look? Joseph: Dude you look racist. Junior: Wha-racist? Cody: Ahh, oh God Junior, you look horrible. Junior: Well do you still see the pimple? Cody: Yeah. Yeah that’s ALL I see Junior, you don’t have any other features, you just look like a normal turtle with a giant pimple on its face. Joseph: Yeah dude it looks bigger. Cody: Yeah I think it’s growing. Joseph: Growing? Guys! We’re supposed to make it where you don’t see the pimple and now all y’all you see is the pimple?!.,’ Joseph: Yeah. Cody: Yeah… Junior: Guys! School starts in five minutes, what are we gonna do?! Cody; Well, I guess there’s one more thing we can try. Junior: What? Cody: I-I made this gun that’s supposed to shrink things. Junior: Shrink things? Cody: Yeah but I’ve never tried it out before so something could go horribly wrong. Junior: Guys, I don’t care, school starts in five minutes, try it on me, try it, I don’t care what happens, try it. Cody: Are you sure Junior? Junior: Try it! I want this pimple GONE! Cody: Alright. (Laser sound effect) (Cody and Joseph in shock) Junior: Gu-guys, how do I look? Did it shrink it? Joseph: Uh, uh, I’ma see you at school dude! Cody: Yeah, good luck Junior! Junior: Wha… GUYS! Did it shrink it or not?! (Junior screaming) CODYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Cody: …Yeah? Junior: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FACE?! Cody: Look Junior, I told you something horribly wrong could happen! I guess I duplicated the pimple instead of shrinking it! Junior: WHA-CODY I’M A FREAK! Cody: Yeah, I know, Junior, Hell even Ken could read your face at this point. Junior: Cody what am I gonna do?! Today’s picture day and now I have like a million pimples on my face! Cody: Uh, I think you’re all out of options, Junior. You should probably just put that paper bag back on your head and th-that’s your life now. (Junior sobbing.) (School bell ringing) Jackie Chu: Alright class. Today is picture day. So I’m gonna call you up one by one to have your picture taken. I hope you all look really nice. ‘Cause this picture gonna be in the yearbook forever. Joseph: Oh man, I can’t wait to get my picture taken! Cody: Me too. Me and Ken look BANGIN’! Joseph: Hey did Junior ever fix his face? Cody: No don’t talk about it. Joseph: Oh ok. Jackie Chu: Alright Cody. You’re first. Cody: Woah. I thought they would save best for last. Oh well. Guess we’re just gonna have to make everyone look bad. Come on Ken. Alright. How do you want us, Chu? I was thinking we have Ken on his hands and knees and I’d be tongue punching his fart box. Jackie Chu: Cody. Why you bring your toy with you? Cody: Wuh-toy? No, we left those at home. Wa-wait. You mean I could’ve brought those?! Oh my God! Jackie Chu: Alright Cody you done get out of here. Cody: Uh, alright. Send that to me on the ol’ snap. Well, that was one, sexy photo Ken. Anyway, back to flute practice. (SEXUAL MOANING) Jackie Chu: Alright Jeffy. You’re next. Jeffy: I’m ready for my picture to be taken. *Moment Of Silence* Wha-a-t? (Jackie Chu takes the photo in silence) FUCK THE HATERS!! Jackie Chu: Alright Junior. You’re next. (Joseph and Cody cringe) Junior: I’m coming. Cody: Not Junior. Joseph: Oh dude, he’s gonna get made fun of! Junior: *sigh* Jackie Chu: Junior! Take the bag off your head. Junior: Wh-what bag? Jackie Chu: The bag with the frowny face! Take it off! Junior: It-it’s against my religion to take this bag off. Jackie Chu: Junior. We don’t know who you are. Take the off the bag, now! Junior: You know who I am, you’re saying- Jackie Chu: Junior, take off the bag! Jackie Chu: HOLY SHIT YOU KUNG PAO CHICKEN POCK FREAK HAHA!!! YO-YOU HAVE PIMPLE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! This going to be a hilarious picture Junior: NO NO DON’T TAKE MY PICTURE! *poof* Jackie Chu: Wha-what happened to your head?. Junior: What do you mean?. Jackie Chu: The pimples are all gone! Junior: They’re all gone? Really? Jackie Chu: Yeah. Junior: Wh-wha-okay! Joseph and Cody: Uh… Junior: Hey, Guys, are my pimples really gone? Cody: Yea-yeah. Joseph: Ye-yep dude. Junior: So your gun must’ve worked Cody! Cody: Y-Yeah… Yeah, especially the shrinking part. Junior: Yeah, it must’ve had a delayed reaction or something. Cody: Yeah… Junior: *sigh* man at least my pimples went away before my pictures was taken Cody: Ya. SML Question: What is the most EMBARRASSING thing that has ever happened to you? Subscribe Kill me

Funny Pictures / The Best Facebook Pics


funny pictures
funny animal pictures funny cat pictures
hilarious pictures funny cartoons
funny dog pictures funny pictures with captions
really funny pictures very funny pictures
funny pictures of animals funny happy birthday pictures
funny memes meme faces
funny meme birthday meme
fun pictures obama meme
meme comic keep calm meme
happy meme angry meme
Friday meme meme pictures
fun pics

Baby Pictures w/ Tony Hale & Maisie Williams

Baby Pictures w/ Tony Hale & Maisie Williams


>>James: YOU ARE BIG ON
SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO ON
INSTAGRAM THE OTHER DAY AND YOU WROTE #SWAG, #BALLER, #BITCHES,
#PAPER. TALK ME THROUGH THE HASHTAGS.>>WELL, LOOK AT THAT FACE. I JUST FEEL LIKE THAT FACE IS
THE FACE OF A CHILD BALLER.>>James: BUT WHY IS IT,
YOU’RE 19. HOW OLD WAS THE CAMERA THEY WERE
TAKING IT ON BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE FROM THE ’40s! DOESN’T IT? (LAUGHTER)
I THINK THIS WOULD MAKE A GOOD RAP ALBUM COVER.>>SHE’S GOT A PIMP CAPE ON. I DIDN’T SMILE MUCH WHEN I
WAS A KID. WHEN THEY SMILE, WHEN I WAS A
CHILD –>>THAT’S THE BITCH BETTER HAVE
MY MONEY FACE. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS IS A VERY YOUNG TONY HALE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER)>>SASSY!>>James: I LOVE THIS GUY! HE’S, LIKE — THAT’S RIGHT,
BITCH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MONEY IS.>>HE’S HAPPY.>>James: I LOVE THIS OUTFIT,
TONY.>>THANK YOU.>>James: IT’S A GREAT PHOTO. SO SASSY.>>James: PUT THAT BY YOUR
FACE. I’LL HOLD IT BY YOUR FACE AND
SEE IF YOU CAN RE-CREATE IT NOW. LET’S SEE IF WE CAN RE-CREATE
IT. HERE WE GO. RIGHT.>>OTHER WAY, OTHER WAY.>>James: THAT WAY. YOU GOT IT!>>James: THERE HE IS! OH, LOOK!

Tinder Profile Picture Day

Tinder Profile Picture Day


(snappy music) – So this is your first
profile picture day. – Yeah. – OK, we’ll take your
picture right there, relax, give us a smile, nice
and natural, be yourself. Let’s do it a little more natural. (growl) OK. (camera snapping) Nice suit, young man. – Thanks, it’s the only one I have. – Well, one day you’ll be a big boy. – I’m 28. (camera snapping) – Ah. – Oh, OK, are you sure
you’re gonna do that, I’ve seen it a lot. – Yeah, I love travelling, so– – It’s just kind of an old joke. – I love jokes, so… – All right.
(camera snapping) Ah, is that a gun? – Yeah, I’m a boy. – Well, oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop– (camera snapping) You know if you stand so close together, people are gonna have a
tough time telling you apart. – But she’s my best friend. (giggling) – All right. (camera snapping) Where is your shirt? – I don’t need it.
– [Cameraman] Cheese. (camera snapping) That’s a little close. – Would you like to listen to my poetry? – No. (camera snapping) Hey, put that out, young man. Smoking kills. (camera snapping) – I love babies. – That’s gonna scare boys, ya know, they’re gonna think it’s your baby. (camera snapping) – I love babies. – That’s, actually great. (camera snapping) I really, really think guys
are gonna have a hard time telling you apart. – But we’re all so close,
and we’re best friends. – Yeah. – Best means one, you
can’t all be best friends. (laughing) (camera snapping) Yeah, a lot of people seem to like tigers. – If I could be any animal, I’d be a tiger. (camera snapping) – Oh, that’s, I mean… – Yoga looks like sex. – Looks like sex, oh, OK, this is… (camera snapping) Nope, no one can see your face. – Yeah, that’s kind of the idea. – Oh, buddy. (camera snapping) – Dogs, dogs, dogs,
dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs– – Please just show your face. (camera snapping) Hey, stop that! – What dude, I’m showing off my skills. – That’s disgusting. – Girls love this. – Stop it. (camera snapping) Now this is an honest question, whose profile picture is this? (upbeat music) Great. (camera snapping) Hey, it’s Grant from College Humor. Click here to subscribe to the channel, click here for more fun stuff, and— Sorry, guys it feels like I’m out, am I out? I can see the top of
the camera, so it’s… Is this better, all right, it feels worse. OK, thanks for watching.

Patterns 2 – ABC Pattern – Shapes, Colors & Direction – The Kids’ Picture Show (Fun & Educational)

Patterns 2 – ABC Pattern – Shapes, Colors & Direction – The Kids’ Picture Show (Fun & Educational)


Patterns 2 circle, square, triangle
circle, square, triangle circle brown, pink, gray
brown, pink, gray brown left, right, down
left, right, down left octagon, hexagon, pentagon
octagon, hexagon, pentagon octagon blue, yellow, pink
blue, yellow, pink blue rectangle, square, rhombus
rectangle, square, rhombus rectangle right, up, down
right, up, down right red, yellow, green
red, yellow, green red heart, square, oval
heart, square, oval heart pink, white, brown
pink, white, brown pink

Finding Images

Finding Images


Whatever your discipline, you might find
images to be really useful resources for
research. Paintings, engravings, diagrams, and any
other visual representations of your subject
can help you better understand your topic. UVic subscribes to image databases like
ARTstor, Camio, and Oxford Art Online, which you can find in the Images subject
guide, or under the databases tab. You can find images on the web using an
image search engine like Google Images or
Picsearch, or by searching an image database such
as Wikimedia Commons or Flickr. Most of these resources will allow you to
limit your search to results that you can
use free of copyright. You can also find images in databases
such as Images Canada, the UNESCO Photobank, or the Earth
Science World Image Bank. Many libraries and museums have large
digital image collections, including the
Smithsonian Institute, the New York Public Library, the Library of
Congress, and the Virtual Museum of
Canada. Visit the individual Subject Guides for more
subject-specific image sources. There’s also a specific Subject Guide for
Images, and one for Medical Images. There are different ways to cite images,
according to different citation style guides
like MLA or APA. Consult the appropriate style guide for
more information. For instructions on citing online images,
check out the guide created by SFU
Library. The UVic History in Art Style Guide and the
UVic Department of History Style Guide If the image is a map or remote-sensing
image like a satellite image, include the term [map] after the title, and
the scale if available. You can also watch our video on Finding Maps. For more help, visit the subject guides, watch more videos, or meet with a librarian. Thanks for watching!

The Most ANNOYING Pictures of 2017 (feat. MessYourself)

The Most ANNOYING Pictures of 2017 (feat. MessYourself)


How’s it going friends, it’s RobertIDK here! I’m here with my good friend, Brandon aka. MessYourself. Ey… That’s your catchphrase. *Slow motion replay* EeeeeEyyYyyyyyyy And we are looking at the most annoying images and gifs aka jifs, I prefer gifs (guh) I prefer gifs. Okay! “The way my wife changes the toilet paper roll.” How does she change it, sir? AHHAHA! What a lazy woman! It takes two seconds to put this SHET on! No pun intended. If that was my wife I’d just divorce her, honestly. “The floor at my doctors office… where I go to get treatment for OCD!!!” Okay, WUHT DUHSHIT! DIS IS NOT IN ORDER! DIS IS NOT SYMMETRICAL! THIS IS 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆! Hehe… If I were a little child I’d be trying to jump from each blue… thing to the next. “My sister’s screen protector…” OKAY! Oh God. It’s for the wrong phoneee! (Brandon) Ohhhh…
(Robert) Return that shit! Bo Burnham – Straight White Male
🎵But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone with an iPod Touch’s case (This case doesn’t fit the fu-) 🎵 Okay, you can see the size of it before you put it on, you ninny. Heheh, “ninny”. Okay. “This Scrabble wrapping paper.” Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… These aren’t real WORDS! What- these aren’t… The- THESE AREN’T FULL WORDS! You…you see this shit? You know what’s going on? (Brandon) Yeah… this Christmas Carol… uh… What is missing a seat? It’s Titsmas Carol. Tist… Tistmas Carol! (Brandon) What the shit is a Tistmas Carol, huh? (sing) Have yourself a merry little Tistmas… Wait (x5)… Santacntaclaus? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?! Santa… Santacntaclaus? WHATTT? (Brandon mimics Robert) Snowr? Reinreindeer? Ain?! (Dafuq does that mean) (Brandon mimics again) What kind of sorry… …idiot did this shit, okay? “The numbers on this plot are wrong.” Wrong. 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 9, 10, 10 (realizes) WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?! (Brandon smiles) Okay! What?! “Can you bring scissors on a plane?” I don’t think so…. I believe that counts as a weapon of mass murder. (Brandon) Yeah. Ohhh… (laughs) Oh my god. It’s almost going into this individual’s drink. (Brandon) No, I would chop off that girl’s hair. I don’t care. Yeah, pull that shit. See how she likes it. Uh… I don’t know. Maybe she would like it. (song plays and Robert ponder over his words) (Shows funny clip) “This five star folder”. Four star?! You have five star binders here? (Brandon) No. (IDK) Oh, we do. Yeah, it’s a really popular brand, actually. “This sink at work”. Oh, it’s a video. (laughs together) (Robert) Ah, shit… (Brandon) The water’s going everywhere. “Someone stuck a piece of lead in my eraser at school today.” What the shit? (both) Oh no… Just right, maybe she was a mess take it out and stab the person with it. (Disclaimer pops up) Like, if you knew someone did it, why are you still trying to erase with it? You should take the lead out. Shove it up this dude’s ass. (RoBeRt DoEsNt CoNdOnE ViOlEnCe) “The reason I woke up this morning.” Why did you wake up this morning? (Shocking realization) (Shock and awe) Ok, what the shit? Can you imagine a light on your face?
(Screams at an edited light) I like that. Well um, I like my face. No, I like it- (Screams) I like it when there’s light that wakes you up in the morning and- (Brandon) No, that’s direct light like how strong that light is. “There is a bit of fabric sticking out from the cupboard.” Well… What does the cause of that fabric my friend? (Brandon smiles) Is it a kitty? (Brandon) Wait, what? What’s going on? Its… a… GHOST! It’s a bloody ghost, Robert! Ahhhh! (Robert is speechless) Huh! When he opens it, it goes back in. When he closes, it sticks up. What’s going on? (Robert) I’ll tell you what’s going on, this is A PIECE OF SHIT! (Inflated Brandon’s face) Spooky. “This coffee shop selling unwrapped Little Debbie cakes as store-made pastries.” Those are Little Debbie cakes? I’ve never seen one. I’m not a Little Debbie cake is. (B) Yeah, I know. (R) That sounds like some bullshit. Well, who cares? (Robert) Well, no because, it’s like if someone reuploaded your video, and it was like “hey and check out this video I’m posting”. “I got charged per onion ring and not all the rings cost the same amount.” That’s funny. (R) I’m sorry, what? (B) One 13th of an onion ring. (R) Charge for onion ring? Why would you even do onion rings like that though? (Brandon) Listen man, don’t be too hard alright. It’s probably their first day working in McDonald’s. (Robert) I like to call them Funyun rings. (Brandon) “The way this person holds an Xbox controller.” (When a PlayStation player holds an Xbox controller) (Robert and Brandon slurs) There’s no triggers. You think you can play Battlefield without using the triggers?! (Brandon) Triggers. When they were holding that controller they’re probably thinking… (Batman) Where’s the trigger? Where is it? (Robert mimics Christian Bale) (Batman) You never give it to an ordinary citizen! (Whereee) You know… (Brandon) Yeah, I did know actually. (Batman references) “I work at chipotle.” (More Batman) “Okay this kitchen drawer in our new apartment.” What’s so bad about it? There’s no handles. (B) Well, I feel like that’s their problem, you know. (R) Yeah, well, you can install it. (Both) Oh geez… oh geez… Well, that’s it. They just took with know about that’s its import planning. Yeah, you bought too big of another now. (Meme) You bought the first system… …no one damn well, better system was on horizon, and now I’m lose paying for now. Who’s paying for it now? YOU. You, that’s right. (Brandon) That’s your problem, you dumb shit. Well, and they didn’t put a handle on the damn drawer. I would see that and I would think, “That’s not a drawer,” (B) Some people are just stupid. You dumb sheep. Yeah, like you. (Robert realizes his stupidity) Open my eyes. I try to see but I’m blind. “Russian cursive.” (Many gasps and swears) Come on now, that can’t be real. (R) Oh, I think I can read. It says, please subscribe to RobertIDK oohhh thank you. (Self-promotion) No Russian person will ever say that. (See You Again plays) Let them write down. There’s gonna be comments on this video. I hope you realize from people saying “I from Russia and I watch your videos Robert…” “…and you’re awesome and Brandon is a piece of shit,”. (Brandon fights back) Actually, I’m Russian and I can translate it says that… (Brandon tries to speak Russian) “Two people somehow found this helpful.” I can’t review this item for I never purchase it… (laughs) Yeah, that’s the scum of the earth right there. (Brandon) That’s helpful. Don’t they gonna admit. Yeah, it is pretty helpful. “This gum packet bothers the heck out of me.” It does? Huh? Okay, what the shit? You know what? Now, it’s probably assembled by a machine, and you know machines aren’t perfect, okay? They make mistakes just like you and I. (Obscure references and jokes) “It’s been ‘updating’ like this for 30 minutes.” Wait, wait… it’s like… (Will Smith appears) He’s like “I can have a leg in one hand and I’m rarely though,” (Smiling) No one will know the reference, but it’ll be funny. (B) You’ll put it in. (R) Yeah, I’m putting it in. “It’s been ‘updating’ like this for 30 minutes now.” Oh god, this happens to me all the time. I hate this. 100%. Then let me use the goddamn machine! (Brandon) It always happens at the worst time (Robert) Don’t well… don’t turn off your computer. Oh, am I supposed to just turn off my emotions? (Savage) “This guy’s tattoo.” I’m excited to see this. (reads) Tattoos have to be meaningful. Oh, that’s a great tattoo. Spongebob. I agree with this. Like, get what you want to get, you know… (Brandon) I don’t. (Robert) You wouldn’t get a meme tattoo? Memes aren’t important to you, Brandon? You stay up at night watching dank meme… …,compilations. (Brandon) I do. (Robert) Laughing your ass off. (Brandon) I do. That’s true. Let’s get matching memes tattoos today. (Robert is happy) (Meme tattoo montage) (Awkward silence) Okay. “This isn’t right.” Okay?! What the shit?! (It’s basically Robert’s tagline at this point) It’s a loaf of bread, but there’s nothing in it. “Websites that block private/incognito mode.” Why am I not allowed? Why….why am I not allowed to do it? (Robert) Because they need your personal information. (Conspiracy theme plays) Dude, that scary if you think about it. (Robert) Now, I don’t have to think about it. You know it’s scary. I’m scared right now, so I- so guess what… what, wait… (Stutters) (Laughs) “So guess what one I put in my coffee warm!” Uhhh… Buns, apple, juice, ones, milk, filigrees… (Robert) And they accidentally put the apple juice into their coffee. Well, make another coffee you blind bitch. (ooohhh) It’s not their fault that you can’t read. (Brandon) They look the same though. It is that full. (Robert again) That one has apples all over it. I’m about to go after in the absence of… “Truck drivers who think they have to park all the way back.” (Robert) Okay?! (tagline) Truck drivers… (Talks too fast) My fat ass cannot get by them. (Brandon laughs) It’s probably a long truck, okay. They probably didn’t want to block other cars and potentially caused an accident. Which would be more dangerous than you just having to walk a little bit around the truck, okay? Yeah? How hard it is to just take one step to the left? Instead, this person found it so annoying that they took a picture? And posted… (Robert interrupt) They took a picture and post it online. Dude, I do not subscribe to that kind of behavior. I see this shit every day. I do not let it bother me to the point where I have to take a picture and post it online and let it become… …a significant part of my day. Like, sure maybe they could have gone a little bit farther up… …but they probably have a long vehicle, and they weren’t trying to cause a traffic… …ACCIDENT! Where there’s no one else on the road! Anyways guys, that was some annoying pictures. Hope you enjoyed. Let me know what you think as always. Thank you so much for watching and have a good one! (snaps fingers) Okay… (Tagline) What?!