Magamuni | Magamuni Comedy Scenes | Arya | Ilavarasu | Arya Comedy | Ilavarasu Comedy | mahima

Magamuni | Magamuni Comedy Scenes | Arya | Ilavarasu | Arya Comedy | Ilavarasu Comedy | mahima


“Flag would soar in the fort” “Will bear the torch of revolution” “Flag would soar in the fort” “Will bear the torch of revolution” “Black and yellow coloured flag…” “Party leader bestowed it” “Party leader bestowed… it” “Black and yellow coloured flag…” “Party leader bestowed… it” “Flag would soar in the fort” “Will bear the torch of revolution” “Flag would soar in the fort” The one who is our Kith and Kin, Our party, Ka Mu Kazhagam’s Eloquent speaker, bro. Thirumurthy Is been extended a warm welcome [Crowd cheering] “Party volunteers honor it” “Much coveted by the
generations to come…” “Black and yellow coloured flag…” To listen to such a worthless man,
such a crowd… Feel like lashing them all. Bothering our lives to run their party. They assume to be at liberty
to howl over a mic on my road! Useless buggers! Unable to hear anything [Man crying on TV] Mom, why did you leave me and go? Mom, I can’t bear it Sweety Gomathy, having visitors
relating to business and politics Its not good to behave so unruly Don’t trouble me with
your political career. Adding to the misery, the opposition party
Fellows are screaming their lungs out! And puncturing my eardrum! In addition, this fellow,
swaminathan has been Crying for a while and
I don’t understand why Watching this serial for two years now. I demand to know why is he sobbing [Man on TV is still crying] You claim to be politically powerful, If you are potent, try stopping it! Thats bad honey! Tried persuading while they put
up the speaker in the evening Thirumoorthy seems to be
the decision maker They drove me off saying speaker
positions are decided by the orator And pounce on me saying
no change is possible now To avoid the unnecessary chaos in
front of our house, I didn’t fight What are you all waiting for?
Come finish your dinner. Rice cooked in the afternoon
has become watery And before the sauce could
get spoiled finish eating I want to do the dishes and hit the bed. Darling, our visitor owes
us commission money. Got to take it and
see him off, ok? Wanting to serve the society With all goodwill, we wanted to serve
And chose politics But those who could not
compete with me in… …business ad those who
were scared of me Have joined the opposition and
talking crazy just to trouble me Being a politician I am patient enough
but can’t expect my wife to be so Thats the issue Sir, are you returning home
tonight or tomorrow morning? Its just that my wife
wants to offer you dinner Thats ok… Never mind.
We are just leaving Fine then This chap would drive me
home in three and half hours Ok…ok… You got me the land registration
done today without any hassles There is two more than what you asked for Boss, you are so magnanimous As I told you earlier, Godown
construction would begin here in 2 months. Best wishes – You got to help in that too…
– Definitely Bosses like you are the ones
help the labours thrive Helping you is like a service
to the society, isn’t it! Hey,Chinna. Give my card My office address and mobile
number is on the card Sir, is you office closer to home? Home…I have two wives. First wife could not bear children Wanted a son to inherit this immense
wealth so married another girl Managing both families without
much trouble based on a time table Is it so… This is our farm house address. Ok… if you type ‘Ilavarasan farms’
on Google map, you will find it Oh! ok… ok… You should come to my home Definitely [To roar like a lion before you all] Shall I leave?
Ok… What’s gained through tears
with tears shall go; From loss good deeds entail
harvests of blessings grow Do any of you know its meaning? ‘Wealth obtained ill fully from others’ ‘All of it will depart
with tears’ What does ill wealth mean… Misappropriating the money allocated
for welfare schemes and enjoying it [Crowd cheering] Funds allocated for the
constituency is not being used for the same but used to develop
one’s family and [concubine’s family] [Crowd cheering] All of you obviously know
whom I am referring to Scamster of our Municipality,
Leader Muthuraasan That man… Why respect him? That fellow… A good leader has to
address the problems and needs of his people
before they could seek You filthy man! What good have you done to people so far? You are never available in
your office when required That doesn’t matter much. Leave it During local events, he uses his flunkey
to design posters and the way he poses… As if he is talking sense
over the cell phone Holding a pen and as if in deep thought Hey man! What on earth
are you thinking about? You can’t even put your signature
without thinking twice why do you need such a built up image? Than being so shameless, you may… The lady of the house… She is terrific! She is… She is… [Makes a mocking sound] She was hitting on me… I escaped Poor lady, those days, during the
middle of the month, She used to pledge hoppers But now she herself looks like one! Nowadays she puts on half a kg
Jewellery while coming to dispose rubbish Where did all the money come from? If it was their own money,
why would we bother? Its your blood and sweat and
that’s what I am furious about, You know! [Crowd cheering] A wretched man is talking filth. Instead of
thrashing him, you are enjoying your food Thats the way politics works! You say showing a deaf
Ear to belittling is politics But back home they call it as stupidity – Gomathy, Please be patient
– I can’t keep cool If you don’t stop him now, I shall
go and take him on now right there! – I am going!
– Darling, Listen to me. Stay calm Someone is throwing filth on me in
public and you want me to stay calm… Dear, When it comes to politics, like you, if
I too act hastily, we will be at a loss Please bear I would see that he is finished.
Will that do? Now, stay back [Boys chattering] What did I tell you? And
what are you all doing? Practise only those
that are relevant to you If you imitate the seniors,
you will end up in trouble Get down and move…come Do you guys know the name of that asana?
Do you know why is he practising it? The name of this asana is
paadhaangusthaasana. Those wish to continue their
bachelorhood practise this Is this the list of documents you gave
for download? Its ready. Give the pen drive please. Excuse me, Is the shopkeeper not there? He is there inside Those… Hello Mom (smoking is injurious to health) Why would you carry
cell phone to tuition? Why do you need to know? Show off such attitude with your dad Would give a tight slap, mind you! Look at you! Ok…ok… come with me To where else should I come? Your tuition is just here.
Get down and walk You were asked to
admit me in the tuition You eat a full grilled chicken all alone But can’t go join the tuition, alone. Get down…I will come If we pity the teachers,
students are all the more pitiable They are as if lost in the woods!
Shall carry on… Excuse me, Sir Jayaram’s Kids? Dad had called.
Come in…take your seat Prepare for the test Muni, he is a new student.
Accommodate him. Not sure if he can take up the test today.
Assess him and decide Dear, Please get in Sit here Excuse me Do we need cell phones in tuition class? [Nods in disapproval] Can I take it? Hey, she is looking at you… Yes! Didn’t I tell you Careful, dear Have you coffee What should I cook for lunch? Fry the country chicken Shall I prepare pepper lentil soup too? Add extra pepper Look, GD is coming Good morning,Jayaraman Ya buddy GD How are you brother? – I am doing good
– How is sister-in-law? She is awesome – How are you?
– I am good – Coffee or tea?
– How are you? Devi, offer something
for brother and nephew Okay Enough of drinking the
coffee sister makes… Ask your daughter to prepare tea She always is busy with her project
and would hang around somewhere… Look she is there Where’s Chinna? Chinna Uncle, shall I bring her? Sure Then? Mark these two pages Who is he? Oh! His dad and my dad are friends. Big politician clan. Looted public money.
Bought farms and factories with that. This fellow and his
dad, dress up spic… and span, and suck the
blood of their labourers He too shows off! Look at his shirt Hi…Do you remember me? Kodhandapaani, right? Yes, I am Kodhands What are you doing now? Journalism final year – Wow!
– Project work is going on… What are you, doing? I did UG in Chennai, Loyola
For PG-MBA, dad sent me to the US New York is such a awesome place Have you completed your degree? Dad needs just a certificate…
Got it done Hmm… Dad, in his busy schedule, has come
here to meet you and fix certain things To fix what? Have you come unofficially to see me? You have cheated your dad with
fake certificate but have tattooed his name See…I don’t have
plans of getting married now Even if so, you are not like
the one I would like So, please convey this to
your dad and take him to the factory Now, let me
concentrate in my project Is the land deal in Kanchipuram done? Its done – Done?
– Yes Hey Why is your son going…? That’s what I am wondering Dear, he wanted to talk to you… But now he has left
what did you tell him? Guess he felt shy, Uncle You may please check with
him after getting home Now, Dad will drop you Uncle, I am gonna make coffee.
Would you like to have? Okay It’s… It’s… Amount is based on the marks. You should not worry
about other transactions You belong to the constituency
giving me the MLA seat My life’s purpose is to serve
the people of my constituency. Your desires are big But girls marks are so low Poor people are destined to yearn
for everything. No one can change it. But we are here to rewrite
the destiny of people with money Sir, courier Courier?? Sir, there is a parcel for
you from Safety couriers People keep sending something out of love If we refuse they will feel bad. Ok…your girl would
become a Dr very soon You may leave now Come at the same time tomorrow.
I will be right here Take it…let you become victorious! See you What’s the parcel? Not sure sir. Its huge and
we have brought it in auto Big parcel What is it? What’s this? Why is it so dark?
Put the light on [Screams] Hey, Thirumoorthy, dirty swine, you
can’t confront me now, after joining opposition, how dare you throw
filth on me and abuse my family – Get me the broomstick
– Here it is, sister You moron You roaming for measly wages
how dare you talk about me If you get mic will
you speak whatever you want? Did I ogle at you? How dare you spoke
about me in public? You dirty fellow Am I a fatty? Look at your face and
how dare you talk to me? Will you open your mouth hereafter? – Chief is calling…
– Chief? Tell me chief You are watching
what jewels I wear Ok…I shall go and meet him. You please come
in the morning Gopal will take care of him Leave… Ok Bro

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